Sunday, December 7, 2008

Yeah whatever

Screw you, Yeah you heard me. I don't want your pitty. Just cause I am poor and my computer was repod and now that I have it back I have to steal wi-fi from the hotel across the street. I don't want your pity.

So just go and read some other blog. Some fancy blog with pics of kids and familys having fun and eating hot dogs and junk.

Did you know that you can go to jail for hitting kids that look at you funny ? Yep you can.

Damn kids -

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thats not cool man

You know I think that sometimes I come up with funny stuff, Well I think its funny, But you know that Jerk Gats has on his blog right now a whole lot of information about some other guys blog. Now I have looked over this blog and havent been impressed buy the guys work.

So why dont I get a shout out ? I know for a fact that this Gatsby guy gets one thousand hits a day on his blog and he is making mad money. You would think that he would throw some of that love my way But noooo he is a rude jerk face.

I also want to tell you that I love fry sauce. Its awesome Its just ketchup and Mayo mixed together but its just so tasty, Have you seen that Nepoliation denyomite movie ? Well uncle Rico dips his onion rings in Fry sauce. HE is the Man. You can read all about fry sauce here



I have been thinking about posting a picture of myself on my blog so that the world will know that great face with the great man that I am. but I am still shy.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Okay

I know that its been a long time sence I have posted anything. Well I am pretty upset. My so called book deal was a bust up. Some guy from the middle east already wrote a book that was smiliar to mine. Who would think that he and I would both write books about kids flying kites and growing up to kill people and running around, Anyway I am doing better with life i got my water running it took some work but I am so gald to be able to take a shower again.

So I know that no one reads this blog but I wanted to talk about something that means a lot to me. The idea of freedom. Yes I said it freedom. I feel that If I want to people watch then I should have the freedom to do so. Yes, Freedom to watch you, the people that live and breath in the same world that I do. We share the same earth, so why can I not watch people whenever or wherever I want?

I love to watch kids in the playground laughing and jumping, I love the mothers as they tell there kids to "Shutup mommys got the shakes again" Its a real dream that freedom would allow me to watch you in your own home as you do your everyday things, Baking bread, watching tv, doing the dishes. Just life, life living.

Does that dream sound like something that we shouldnt have as american people? I think not.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Book deal

I don't know whow this happend but I have a book deal. Yeah you heard me right. I have a real honest to goodness book deal. HAHAH so no more blogging for me suckers.

Monday, October 29, 2007

I am in a tuff spot

I let a mad man get the best of me. Some punk went and told me that this cute blog babe was all his and I kinda lost it. I am a lover not a fighter. I don't like myself right now.

But I will cut that guy. I realy will.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

I am looking.

I am looking for a pen pal or sorts. I can't really leave my house for another 18 months other then to go to work and the local store.

So I am in need of a pen pal or blog friend.

I am a male

I am 5'9

I like long walks and fires.

I like to shoot guns. ( Even thou I can't anymore)

I liked to vote ( again I can't)

I like to watch TV and read books.

If you have the same intrest or just like to talk about ranibows or time served or the legal system in general Please leave a post or 2.

did I say that I am all alone?

Monday, August 20, 2007

wow thats a lot of porn

WOW have you ever clicked that next blog button at the top of the blogspot page ? Well if you do get ready for the nipple train. Yep there is a lot of porno in them there hills.

I just wanted to look about the blogspot world and see what others are bloging about and it seems that all people care about is nipples the size of erasers. There are some weird weird people out there.

So I have been getting adjusted back to life in the world. I got a new job. I am a truck lumper. Does anyone know what a lumper of trucks does? Well I take a fully loaded truck and unload it with my bear hands. Yep its man work, I wish that I spoke some spanish as I have no friends at my new place of work.

Well I hope that things get better for me soon. I need a new TV and some sort of water source for my house.